Who is Hu?
Tämä dialogi on näytelmäkirjailija James Shermanin versiointi
"Abbot and Costello's" -sketsistä "Who's on
First?". Versioinnin julkaisi 22.11.2002 The
Washington Times.
George W. Bush and his foreign-policy adviser Condi Rice in Oval
Office, White House.
- George
Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
- Condi
Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
China.
- George
Great. Lay it on me.
- Condi
Hu is the new leader of China.
- George
That's what I want to know.
- Condi
That's what I'm telling you.
- George
That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new
leader of China?
- Condi
Yes.
- George
I mean the fellow's name.
- Condi
Hu.
- George
The guy in China.
- Condi
Hu.
- George
The new leader of China.
- Condi
Hu.
- George
The Chinaman!
- Condi
Hu is leading China.
- George
Now whaddya' asking me for?
- Condi
I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
- George
Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
- Condi
That's the man's name.
- George
That's who's name?
- Condi
Yes.
- George
Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
leader of China?
- Condi
Yes, sir.
- George
Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was
in the Middle East.
- Condi
That's correct.
- George
Then who is in China?
- Condi
Yes, sir.
- George
Yassir is in China?
- Condi
No, sir.
- George
Then who is?
- Condi
Yes, sir.
- George
Yassir?
- Condi
No, sir.
- George
Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new
leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on
the phone.
- Condi
Kofi?
- George
No, thanks.
- Condi
You want Kofi?
- George
No.
- Condi
You don't want Kofi.
- George
No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
- Condi
Yes, sir.
- George
Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
- Condi
Kofi?
- George
Milk! Will you please make the call?
- Condi
And call who?
- George
Who is the guy at the U.N?
- Condi
Hu is the guy in China.
- George
Will you stay out of China?!
- Condi
Yes, sir.
- George
And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy
at the U.N.
- Condi
Kofi.
- George
All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on
the phone.
- (Condi picks up the phone.)
- Condi
Rice, here.
- George
Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle
East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?