Who is Hu?

Tämä dialogi on näytelmäkirjailija James Shermanin versiointi "Abbot and Costello's" -sketsistä "Who's on First?". Versioinnin julkaisi 22.11.2002 The Washington Times.

George W. Bush and his foreign-policy adviser Condi Rice in Oval Office, White House.

• George Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
• Condi Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
• George Great. Lay it on me.
• Condi Hu is the new leader of China.
• George That's what I want to know.
• Condi That's what I'm telling you.
• George That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
• Condi Yes.
• George I mean the fellow's name.
• Condi Hu.
• George The guy in China.
• Condi Hu.
• George The new leader of China.
• Condi Hu.
• George The Chinaman!
• Condi Hu is leading China.
• George Now whaddya' asking me for?
• Condi I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
• George Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
• Condi That's the man's name.
• George That's who's name?
• Condi Yes.
• George Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
• Condi Yes, sir.
• George Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
• Condi That's correct.
• George Then who is in China?
• Condi Yes, sir.
• George Yassir is in China?
• Condi No, sir.
• George Then who is?
• Condi Yes, sir.
• George Yassir?
• Condi No, sir.
• George Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
• Condi Kofi?
• George No, thanks.
• Condi You want Kofi?
• George No.
• Condi You don't want Kofi.
• George No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
• Condi Yes, sir.
• George Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
• Condi Kofi?
• George Milk! Will you please make the call?
• Condi And call who?
• George Who is the guy at the U.N?
• Condi Hu is the guy in China.
• George Will you stay out of China?!
• Condi Yes, sir.
• George And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
• Condi Kofi.
• George All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
• (Condi picks up the phone.)
• Condi Rice, here.
• George Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?